Creeper Keychain (5in)

That open black mouth under the curved eyes is exactly as screen-accurate as I hoped, and it’s got a nice weight to it that makes it feel sturdier than a typical keychain. I clipped it to my bag and honestly, I keep catching myself poking its thick little brow when I’m waiting around.

That curved brow gives him way more personality than I expected for a keychain. He’s got a satisfying weight to him too, so it actually feels like a mini plush rather than a flimsy accessory.

The 9-inch height is perfect for dangling off my bag—it’s got real presence without being bulky. The thick brow and that open black mouth give it this hilariously accurate grumpy stare that makes me smile every time I grab my keys.