Wet Floor Bot Shoulder Rider (6in)

The screechy little face on this thing is perfect, and the rounded rectangular shape makes it sit up nicely on my desk without tipping over. I’m honestly impressed with how clean the stitching looks for a 6-inch plush, and it’s got that exact goofy panic vibe from the game.

The little yellow body is so delightfully awkward, like it’s mid-screech, and the 6-inch size fits perfectly on my desk next to my monitor. I’ve caught myself poking its rounded head whenever I walk by—it’s just the right amount of weird and soft.

The rectangular shape is actually pretty accurate to the in-game bot, and the yellow plastic-y plush texture gives it that weirdly clean feel. It’s small enough to sit on my shelf next to the monitor without taking over, and the mess-detecting pose just makes me grin every time I glance over.